When my teacher uses me in an example in class
The awkward moment when you hold the door for somebody and they just walk right pass you without saying thank you
and you just look at them like ” aren’t you going to say thank you”
and then you’re just like
I cant stand when people say a baby’s age in months after a year old.
the parent is like “yeah he’s 29 months old.”
Bitch don’t make me do math.
When your teacher is handing tests back and stops in front of your desk
That contest you have with other people to see who can clap last
When you’re home alone singing loud and proud then you hear a noise…